Terrible Crossover Ideas

I stumbled upon a crossover generator and coudn't resist posting a few:

I wish I had time to write this one:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Twilight.
The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!

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You have died of dysentery:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining ER and Oregon Trail.
The story should use puberty as a plot device!

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Attorney at Law!:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Harvey Birdman and NYPD Blue.
The story should use marriage as a plot device!

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I would read this...:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mythbusters and Garfield.
The story should use a tournament of some sort as a plot device!

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And one last one:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining America's Funniest Home Videos and Monsters Inc.
The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

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